Worst Dates in Six Words

Shmitten Kitten asked her readers to submit their worst dates summed up in six words (great idea!).
Here are a couple of her favorites:

• Suggested Hard Rock Cafe for drinks.
• Made me sit in the backseat.
• Yin yang necklace. Serious about it.
• After hookup, accused of check fraud
• The guy peed in my hamper.
• Flashed gun. Then pitched me Amway.
• Tried to eat Buffalo wings seductively.
• Puked on my carpet. Denied it.
• Insisted on tarot card reading first.
• Used N'Sync to "pump himself up"
• Covered ex-wife's name tattoo with unicorn.
• Showed up in inside out sweatpants.

Here is my stab at it:

• Flaming pink button-up, buttoned down.
• Oh damn, his skinny pics lied.
• Stated that he didn't eat vegetables.
• Teeth like bad British sitcom actor.
• Was blinded by his bedazzled shirt.