My Dating History (in semi-chronological order)

and Senior Superlative Style

• Class Clown

• Class Clown

• Dopest Ride

• Most likely to wear the same hairstyle well into his 30's

 • Most Artistic

• Most likely to land on America's Most Wanted

• Most likely to make you regret you dumped him

• Most likely to become a billionaire and lose it in a poker game

• Most likely to have multiple Baby Mama's

• Best Dancer

• Most Unique

• Biggest Flirt

• Biggest Flirt + Biggest Ego (a tie)
• Most likely to go postal
• Best Music Collection
• Most likely to make you cry
• The Forever Bachelor
• Best Shoulder to Lean on
• Most Dramatic
• Worry Wort
• Most likely to join a crazy religious cult
• Coolest Last Name

• Most likely to makeout with your best friend

• Most likely to randomly disappear
• Most likely to pee on your leg and tell you it's raining

• Biggest Flirt
• Best Eyes and Best Teeth Combo

• Most likely to lead a revolution

• Most Huggable