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(Looking at dude at next table with way older lady)LM Honsauce: I think it's his mom
Me: He's cute, too bad I just divulged all my dating drama, maybe I should've used my indoor voice...
LM Honsauce: What are you talking about? This IS your indoor voice.
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LM Honsauce: Guys that look like that... Their genes have no power......................................................................
LM Honsauce: Yeah, you're in the jungle and you're thinking a pterodactyl is going to come swoop down......................................................................
LM Honsauce: I feel old in Brooklyn, like know one wears heels like that... you dress like you stink but you don't actually stink. You smell like roses but you look like poop. Hipsters are funny that way......................................................................
LM Honsauce: We're like old fashioned donuts now. Donut are not contemporary or hip... Donut are fucking donuts......................................................................
LM Honsauce: Whatever happened to that really pretty one? The one whose boyfriend pissed on her hand bag...Me: Who??? I told you that??? Shit, I have a big mouth.
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