the straw that broke my back or made me cancel my eharmony account
I was not only matched with this gentleman, but after your matched you have the opportunity to review each others profiles... apparently after reviewing my profile he thought we had enough in common to contact me and attempt to open the lines of communication or maybe he was captivated by my smile... who knows.
The 5 things this potential suitor can't live without (typed word4word): 1. a good laugh & morning coffee 2. Passion/Phisical Contact 3. My pillow 4. My Cats 5. Toilet Paper-Think about it!
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Oh Come On! Give the Dude a try!
That handlebar mustache is a bit beyond you - stick with Hitler's stripe. I hate to bring this up in a public forum, but I've explored your bathroom and you don't even use toilet paper.
I'm a fan of toilet paper... it just wouldn't make my top 5, if push comes to shove-there's always leaves :)
Oh no! I would've done the same thing.
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