B-more Ridiculous.

I've recently discovered the witty/smart@ssiness of B-more Ridiculous and am lovin' it. The following are a few of my fave's:

No
If you've been IN my friend I don't want to go OUT with you.

history 101
it's nice that you want to act like you're bff with someone you met 10 days ago, but i already met and decided they were lame 10 years ago

Case closed
While talking about Disney movies, it was decided that she was 25% lady and 75% tramp.

Aint no party like a Hopkins party
I know you are all excited that you got your own place, but there is no reason to get ca-raaaaazy on a thursday night. Also, your "after party" only lasted till 3:30 am.
Pussies.

wrong
no i'm not being "sassy", i'm being a bitch so you'll leave me alone.

Calm down
Obviously I was kidding when I told the whole party I was going to murder you