B-more Ridiculous.

I've recently discovered the witty/smart@ssiness of B-more Ridiculous and am lovin' it. The following are a few of my fave's:

No
If you've been IN my friend I don't want to go OUT with you.

history 101
it's nice that you want to act like you're bff with someone you met 10 days ago, but i already met and decided they were lame 10 years ago

Case closed
While talking about Disney movies, it was decided that she was 25% lady and 75% tramp.

Aint no party like a Hopkins party
I know you are all excited that you got your own place, but there is no reason to get ca-raaaaazy on a thursday night. Also, your "after party" only lasted till 3:30 am.
Pussies.


wrong
no i'm not being "sassy", i'm being a bitch so you'll leave me alone.

Calm down
Obviously I was kidding when I told the whole party I was going to murder you

4 comments:

Angelo De La Vega said...

"Obviously I was kidding when I told the whole party I was going to murder you"

I told a group of girls at a Georgetown club called L2 that I was going to "KILL THEM ALL", and it indirectly got me kicked out... of course I was joking!!!! Does this mean I've got a bit of Bmore in me? I certainly hope so.

The Hearty Project said...

Ha, it's hip to be a bit Bmore these days... lovely!

Kristyn said...

OMG! Melissa, thats my best friend's blog.. haha If you think the blog is hilarious, you should meet the bitches behind it!
-Kristyn

The Hearty Project said...

Kristyn, I think you should organize a cocktail social!