Friday Dedication

This is for you Mr. Facebook Poker. 

Too lazy and lame to send a proper hello, so you virtually poke. Is that lil pointer finger supposed to mean that you're thinking of me? That you want me to think of you? Or even worse, that you're sorry? Save it. Don't waste ALL that effort. I don't respond well to pokes unless I'm guaranteed a happy ending. If you can "poke" me then why can't I give you a punch to the gut or kick to the shin (my natural instinct). May I suggest a phone call or even an email outlining your love and devotion.

Just sayin'